Don't be alarmed, Internetz, it's not my dreaded period. Not yet anyways.
I highly debated posting this. I know that I'm already a bit in your face with my 'stuff' - but I'm honestly desperate here and could use some help.
Let me preface all this with the fact that this is not infertility related - but it's definitely lady related. Guys, avert your eyes!
In the last 24+ hours I have been itchier than a mosquito bite down in Ladyville. My hoo isn't only blue - it's itchy too! (Sorry.)
TMI alert - I KNOW. But seriously, have any of you girls dealt with this? Wear sunglasses and a fake mustache in your comments below - I swear I won't blow your cover!
It can't be an allergic reaction to the progesterone or shagging the smurf (estrace) since I've been using them for too long. No change to laundry detergent, shower gel, etc.
For the first time in *cough* a while, Dr. Google has been consulted for something other than pregnancy symptoms. Of course "yeast infection" (FUN) was the first thing that came to mind but there isn't the discharge that Dr. Google attributes to that (and says it looks like cottage cheese? Holy hell!)
There's no burning, it doesn't hurt to pee, I'm just itchy and uncomfortable as all get out.
I know what you're thinking - get thee to your doctor! Unfortunately my family doctor is an hour away (I love her and even after we moved I refused to give her up) and I'm not due at the fertility clinic until later this week. I really don't want to go to a walk-in clinic however rest assured if this keeps up I will see my doctor.
But for now, help! What the heck can I do? Obviously since I still don't know what if anything is going on in the ol' ute I'm reluctant to use medications.
But short of having my hand permanently down my pants or attempting to scooch across my floor like one of my dogs (there are some visuals for you, eh?) I need to find some relief.
Ideas, mocking, sympathy, and help are all welcome!
As for those thinking I've hit a new low in my posting? Yes, yes I have.