Dear Cervix,
Tomorrow morning, it's just you and me. Together, we are going to own the speculum and get this dIUI done! Please be cooperative. The happier you are, the happier we all will be.
Remember, the catheter is your friend. It's bringing all your sperm buddies to par-tay down in Ladyville while the going is good. So let's own the catheter too. Let that s.o.b. just slide on through to deliver the goods.
Together, we can do this. I know we can.
Thank you in advance for your cooperation.
Now let's OWN THE SPECULUM!
Thursday, March 4, 2010
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Gosh, just the looks of that contraption freak me out!
Good luck tomorrow!
W00T!!! OWN IT GIRL!
Bwaaaahhaaaahaaa... sorry, that's frickin' hilarious! I'm sending prayers that you will get the ulitmate gold medal this cycle.
Good luck tomorrow!
Your tweet earlier today was hilarious! Love your humor!
Good luck tomorrow! Thinking of you!!
You crack me up! I say you and your cervix show that speculum who's boss! Sending prayers and great thoughts your way. I pray your cervix is relaxed and that the Dr's hands are guided by the Holy Spirit! I pray you are able to fully relax and think about how wonderful it will be to look back on the memories of this time whne holding your bundles of joy.
I will be thinking of you!!
You can do this cervix!!
That's right! Own that speculum, you can do it! GL =)
Good luck! The speculum and I do not get along. On my first IUI, they left it in me. As the RE was leaving the room, I was like, "Um, you forgot something."
Stay calm...hopefully you can relax after.
You tell it girl! Lots of luck tomorrow. ;)
I HATE the speculum! Good luck tomorrow!!
that's right Fertility Chick's cervix, own that speculum! You got this!
LOL. Good luck tomorrow, we will be thinking of you!
Go for the gold! Err, gold speculum? I dunno. But good luck with the dIUI tomorrow!!
Good luck!!!!!!!!!!!! Hope your cervix is a team player tomorrow ;)
OWN THE SPECULUM AND CATHETER!! Tmw seems like a fine day for a partay in LadyVille. I'll be thinking of you and sending positive vibes!
Gosh that thing is frightening!!!! Own it girl, own it!!!
I will be sending positive vibes your way tomorrow! Hoping things go great with the IUI!
Much like you were the nurse's bitch the other day, now the speculum shall become yours!
Wishing you lots of relaxed, cooperative cervix goodness.
You own it girl!!
Oh yeah, OWN that speculum! Make it your bitch! I have faith in you, Cervix! You can totally do THIS!
Sending you SO much love for tomorrow!
*HUGS*
just lookin @ the picture..i hope i dont have nightmares tonite. u go girl in grabbin the bull by the horns..so to speak : )
LOL, it should be a piece of cake :) Own it sistah!
It looks so much creepier when you are looking at it face on. Don't really look at it when it's doing it's job. *Shudders* Good luck!!! :)
WOO HOO! You go girl! Wishing you lots of luck today.
GO CERVIX GO!!
Hope all goes well today. Fingers crossed and lots of prayers for some crazy excellent news in a couple weeks. :)
Good luck girl! You are in my thoughts today!!!!!
Thinking about you today! Hope you get some great news in two weeks!
xoxo
Thinking of you and your appointment this morning. Positive vibes and p.s. I tagged you on my blog. xo
haha OWN IT! Hope all goes well tomorrow at the appointment!
thinking about you today! hope everything when well this morning
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haha - I hope you own 'em! Best of luck!
I'd wish you luck but you don't need it. Congrats in advance.
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