Tomorrow morning, it's just you and me. Together, we are going to own the speculum and get this dIUI done! Please be cooperative. The happier you are, the happier we all will be.
Remember, the catheter is your friend. It's bringing all your sperm buddies to par-tay down in Ladyville while the going is good. So let's own the catheter too. Let that s.o.b. just slide on through to deliver the goods.
Together, we can do this. I know we can.
Thank you in advance for your cooperation.
Now let's OWN THE SPECULUM!