Now you don't!
Oh Internetz, what the OPK giveth, the OPK also taketh away!
Remember Sunday night when I was oh so excited to see a faint second line on my first OPK of the month? Remember that this was the first second line (albeit faint) that I've ever seen?!
On Monday, I peed again. On a stick. There was a second line again! But it was even fainter than the day before.
WTF. Oh well, it's still there, better than nothing, let's keep it going!
So today I peed. Again. On a stick.
There was only one line. The test line.
Ummmm....dear sweet second line, where did you go?
Then the irrational thoughts started. Okay, when I saw the faint second line on Sunday night maybe it was after I had ovulated, yeah, that's it. I must've ovulated early this month so I just caught the tail end of things on the OPK. Yeah, yeah, that's good! That's what happened. That's why the second line on Monday was even fainter. It was like I am seeing things backwards! YES. That's got to be it.
And the earth is flat. The moon is made of swiss cheese. Pigs can fly.
So close and yet so far.
Who knows what this means. All I know is that there ain't no second line getting darker.
PS - Thanks to those of you who have sent me awards! You're so sweet. I will get to them in the next couple of days, I promise!