Dear Irish Boy,
My birthday is only a few days away now. I'm just sayin' - but I know you wouldn't forget because you're that awesome. (See what I'm doing here, Internetz? It's called sucking up. You'll see why.)
I'm sure you already have my birthday gift purchased, wrapped and hidden safely away (Not bloody likely, Internetz, I've torn the house apart looking for it and NADA) - but in case you don't, I have a couple of small (big) suggestions for you.
Ohhh sweet MacBook. Isn't it beautiful? Think of all of the amazing things that I could do with this wonderful new electronic marvel! In fact, we could share it (Not going to happen, Internetz.) so it would be more than worth it!
Also? Remember these:
Gorgeous mosaic tiles! Wouldn't they make a gorgeous backsplash in our kitchen? They'd go so well with everything we have. And they're super easy to install! In fact, I could do it! (Highly unlikely, Internetz. DIY is all about the Irish Boy.)
What a marvellous birthday it would be! Throw in some flowers, dinner out at our (my) favourite restaurant and a delicious birthday cake and you'll have one happy girl (It'll also save him from the proverbial doghouse).
Looking forward to celebrating with you!