"No sperm!" the urologist said,
My poor husband almost dropped dead.
It came as a shock,
For my biological clock,
So donor sperm resulted instead!
***
PCOS cycles do not make sense,
Trying to track them makes me feel dense,
My period's late,
Is there an eleven week wait?
No wonder I always feel tense!
***
Awaiting my cycle day 1,
Here we go again, oh what fun,
Ultrasound on day 3,
Oh woe is me,
This month bless my oven with a bun!
***
Have you had a positive OPK?
I find them frustrating, I really must say,
I wait for the line,
Hoping for a positive sign,
But it's back to the drawing board for another day.
14 comments:
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This is awesome! In the creative department that is, in reality the situation sucks =(
Thanks for putting a smile on my face!
LOL!!! I love this! Thank you for making me laugh. :)
These are great! You're sure to be a contender for the Lori's Annual Limerick Chick contest over at http://weebleswobblog.com.
Awesome! Love it!
Heheh this was a great one! I imagined you rapping it LOL. I don't have one of my own though, but I'll be checking in to see if others post one. Love, Fran
Love the limericks! And love the new button. Already added it to Busted. ;-)
Hahahaha :-D
The second one is my favorite! Very clever!
Hey you're in the BlogHer sidebar! Way to go!
Bwahahahaha, you are funny!
I never thought IF would lend itself to limericks...but I'm glad you decided it did! Had to share with my FB followers and on Twitter. Thank you for putting a smile on everyone's face, including mine.
This is great! I love it. You may have something there...
Thanks for the giggle!
Just found your blog! Love the limericks!
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