"No sperm!" the urologist said,
My poor husband almost dropped dead.
It came as a shock,
For my biological clock,
So donor sperm resulted instead!
PCOS cycles do not make sense,
Trying to track them makes me feel dense,
My period's late,
Is there an eleven week wait?
No wonder I always feel tense!
Awaiting my cycle day 1,
Here we go again, oh what fun,
Ultrasound on day 3,
Oh woe is me,
This month bless my oven with a bun!
Have you had a positive OPK?
I find them frustrating, I really must say,
I wait for the line,
Hoping for a positive sign,
But it's back to the drawing board for another day.