IF Limerick Fun

A little bit of Saturday fun! Have an IF limerick of your own to share? Post it in the comments below and I'll feature it on here with a link to you and your blog!

"No sperm!" the urologist said,

My poor husband almost dropped dead.

It came as a shock,

For my biological clock,

So donor sperm resulted instead!

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PCOS cycles do not make sense,

Trying to track them makes me feel dense,

My period's late,

Is there an eleven week wait?

No wonder I always feel tense!

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Awaiting my cycle day 1,

Here we go again, oh what fun,

Ultrasound on day 3,

Oh woe is me,

This month bless my oven with a bun!

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Have you had a positive OPK?

I find them frustrating, I really must say,

I wait for the line,

Hoping for a positive sign,

But it's back to the drawing board for another day.