Happy Monday, Internetz! I hope that you all had a good weekend including any Valentine's celebrations that you may have enjoyed. I'm still sitting here, twiddling my thumbs, as we continue with the saga that is: Period Watch - the Clusterf$%!& Edition. But thanks to Provera, it's anything but boring around here! I seem to be moving through a variety of symptoms and side effects to keep me constantly guessing.
If I may present a twist to the classic "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs," may I present to you Provera and the Seven Side Effects!
1. Sleepy - Thank goodness that some of you also agreed that Provera made you exhausted in your comments from my previous post. I have been so tired it has been somewhat ridiculous.
2. Dopey - Somewhat akin to being sleepy, I feel like I'm sleepwalking through my days at times and I just don't feel like I'm giving my "A Game". The fact that this week is going to be absolutely crazy at work does not bode well for me!
3. Bloaty - Someone stick a pin in me, please! I'd go for acupuncture, but I might pop like a balloon the minute a needle goes in.
4. Anxious - Is anyone going to comment on this? Why isn't anyone commenting already? Maybe everyone hates me. That's it. You hate me now. What did I do? I'm sorry, I didn't mean it. Yeah, anxiety bites.
5. Grumpy - Need I say more? My husband is building forts out of boxes to stay out of my way and I'm designing a series of fuss closets. That said, the fuss closet may be the only good thing out of this!
6. Weepy - I could cry at the drop of a hat. Do you need an Oscar award-winning emotional moment? Call me. I'm your girl. Also? Pass the Kleenex, please.
7.Stabby - When Grumpy ain't cutting it, meet her twin, Stabby. You won't cross her path twice.
So there you have it, Internetz. I'm still awaiting Blood Red (Take that, Snow White! Thanks Marla Z!) Let's hope that in spite of it all, this results in a happily ever after!
Monday, February 15, 2010
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Hee hee. Provera is not very nice to you. I hope AF comes soon!
yip, you are on provera! i started taking it when i was 14, so no one really noticed that it made me a mega b$%*@, cause teens are just that way. it became more obvious when i was in my 20s and still not outgrowing it. and people wonder why i got rid of the uterus before the baby making. kind of hard to do that when everyone is keeping you in a 40 mile radius containment zone. hope this works and you have to go nowhere near it ever again.
Haha. I'm sorry you aren't feeling well. :( I hope AF shows soon!
Oh my friend, I love your variation to the classic fairy tail!! Thanks so much for your comments, I so much appreciated it and I wish you a quick show of AF! Love, Fran
"PLEASE PRINCE CHARMING, KISS FERTILITY CHICK AND MAKE HER COME BACK TO NORMAL!" Wait....that's Sleeping Beauty.lol Hope AF gets here soon for you!
Haha - cute post! I hope AF shows up soon for you!
Wow, sorry you're still waiting for AF! What a mess....and the Provera sounds like a nightmare :(.
LMAO @ Stabby! LOVE IT! I feel your pain girl, it's some harsh stuff!
Wow you nailed that right on the head! Big hugs!!!! I feel you pain, except the anxious one, unless I never noticed it before...hang in there!
How about Bitchy? And you forgot to mention Snow Red.
Cute post. Love it!
Yucky, Provera. Though I do love this post. I hope AF arrive soon so that the seven dwarfs disappear for a long time!
Ok... is it bad that I act like this even though I'm not on Provera? (esp the part about blog comments!) :P
Hope AF comes soon - cluster F*%$ sounds like no fun :(
Cute post! If we have to go through the provera-hell at least we can laugh about it!
Hang in there! Sending hopes and prayers that AF shows her face soon and you can leave the 7 behind.
Brilliant!!
And so very very true (unfortunately).
Eff! I go on Provera this afternoon. Will keep you posted on the effects.
So funny!! I love it. One thing you havne't lost is your humor. Hope AF comes soon.
Love the humor in this post! Hope AF gets here asap!
Thank you for the follow on my blog. I love your post I'm a new follower. Just keep on smiling:)
Anat
Here here on the happily ever after part!
You rock!!! I love it, and it's sooo true!
Eww, Provera sounds like it sucks a$$! Makes good fodder for a funny post, though.
Wow are you always so funny!! I just found your blog today and I'm rolling on the floor. I really needed it to so thank you. I have all 7 and I'm not on provera.
I love your posts! Hang in there! :)
LOOK AT YOUR FANCE (that's "fants" like "pants") SIGNATURE. Don't ever say anything about not being tech-savvy again because to me you might as well have just invented the iPhone.
I'm convinced I'm immune to side effects from these drugs. Provera didn't do anything for me except give me a measly little trickle of a period and not motivate El Cysto to GTFO like I was told it might. I've got everything crossed for you that there's a mass exodus from Ladytown soon.
XOXO
You could not have described effects of provera any more accurately! I remember the first time I took it, my boss at that time (who was male) basically threatened to send me home for the rest of my provera days because I was laughing minute, sobbing the next, and then ready to murder someone. That was a shitty week to say the least.
You're funnyyyyyy! I'm glad Provera hasn't taken away your great sense of humour!
The Seven Dwarfs comparison is genius! After 3 1/2 yrs of infertility, I can relate to all those roller-coaster side effects. I am crossing my fingers & toes that you finally get the good news that you deserve!
xx,
Nuckingfutsmama :-)
How in the hell did I miss this post?! I love Stabby :) That's is exactly how I feel on Prometrium-Stabby. What a great word :-p
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