Thursday, February 11, 2010

Patent Pending: The Fuss Closet

That's it, Internetz! The fuss closet is proving to be so popular, I'm totally trademarking it! You heard it here first. Anyone else trying to sell you a fuss closet is merely an imitator! You want the real deal? I'm your girl!

For those dealing with fertility treatments, it might just be your saving grace. But hey, the fuss closet is useful for anyone having a "horrible, no good, very bad day." Bad day at work? Fuss closet. Kids driving you nuts? Fuss closet. Fight with your beloved? Shove the body in the fuss closet. Erm, I mean, fuss closet! Thanks to your fabulous comments in my previous post, the fuss closet can come with extras such as a candy dispenser, a fuck it bucket, or be big enough to have a fuss party in there!

As I continue to fight my own personal battle with Provera side effects, I was *thisclose* to throwing everything out of my husband's side of the closet and create a fuss closet of my very own. I'm not kidding. Hell hath no fury than an Provera-enraged woman on a DIY path! Poor Irish Boy didn't even fight me when I threatened it. Ahhh, Provera, bringing fear to husbands since the 1960s.

In other Provera news, I am absolutely, utterly exhausted. I don't know if any of you have experienced this with Provera before? Please let me know. I'm usually a night owl, but I can barely stay awake past 10:30 p.m. - which is unheard of for me! If you can relate to this, let me know.

Beyond the exhaustion and occasional (read: often) moodiness, life is good but hectic as I embark on another ridiculously busy week at work. Don't you love how work chaos always seems to collide with Provera madness?

What's new with you? I feel like I'm totally sucking out on commenting lately and I want to know where you're at!

24 comments:

The Mommyologist said...

I'd totally like to have access to the fuss closet for my not so perfect days! Sounds like a great idea to me!

Jessica said...

Lol! You are so funny...I want a fuss closet!!!

I've never taken Provera, so I can't help you there. However, every hormone that I've put into my body through all of this craziness has made me fatigued and bat shit crazy. I hope you get to feeling better soon:)

Kymberli said...

Provera most certainly causes exhaustion. I feel tanked whenever I have to take it.

R.J. said...

If you do get a fuss closet and charge reasonable rent - I may need to partake now and then. Hope you start leveling out soon!

GeekByMarriage said...

I need one!!! I'll pay top dollar!

Paisley said...

I want a fuss closet for work. Seriously.
It's been a while since I've taken provera, but I think it may have made me sleepy. I can't remember for sure.

Jessica said...

I'm back to tell you that you have an award on my page!

Pregnant Yuppy said...

Not only do I love the "fuss closet", but for the past 2 days I've been telling everyone that I've been feeling "stabby". Thanks for both terms - clearly you can have credit for both.

subfertilefrugalista said...

You should add in some sassy padded jumpsuits, too!

Christina

jenicini said...

hahaha bringing fear to husbands everywhere! Love the fuss closet girl! Hang in there. :)

Mrs. Gamgee said...

I don't have any experience with provera, but I wouldn't be surpried if that's what's sapping your energy.

As for me, I'm pooped too, with no provera to blame. Work is draining these days, but I get two days off with my Beloved coming up soon, so that's my focus.

wait, what? said...

Boooo to provera!

Kristin said...

I definitely want a fuss closet for those "terrible, horrible, no-good, very bad days".

Crossed Fingers said...

I had the WORST day last week and as I was marching through the break room stewing in my own gray cloud of fussiness for no reason the term "horrible, no good, very bad day" ran through my head too. I thought it was funny you brought it up in your post.

Allison said...

I admit, since reading your initial post, I have drawn up plans for my very own fuss closet. It will be hidden in my house, with a secret entrance. It will be padded. There will be a single black light hanging from the ceiling. Inside the fuss closet will be various neon-black-light paints to smear and throw around and do grafitti with. By the time you leave, it will look like an ultra-scary rager happened in there. And it will have a built-in cleaning system so that it will always be ready for the Next Time.

Suzy said...

I LOVE your fuss closet idea!!!! Hope you get some relief soon from the crazy feelings!

Tina said...

Love the Fuss Closet! Let me know when I can install one in my house!

zengirl said...

And throw the cat into the fuss closet too when it's having a wild fit destroying every piece of furniture in your house! Fuss Closet - Good for Humans AND Pets!

Busted Kate said...

Awesome. Sign me up! I am in dire need of a fuss closest :-)

heartincharge said...

Thank you so much for your invention. I actually created a mental image of my fuss closet in my mind when AF came last week. I let myself cry out loud and moan because I was in my closet and bang my head into my pillows (fuss closet walls). Of course this freaked out my husband. So maybe I need to send hubby to the store pre-imaginary fuss closet next time.

Kate Austen said...

I'm new to your blog and VERY interested in reading more about this "fuss closet." Read my blog and you'll see why I need it!

I take Provera (to bring on a cycle). Moodiness isn't even the word! It throws you totally out of character. Bleh!

Cherish This Life! said...

I 2nd your Provera thoughts! ALL of them! And I too have issues with the exhaustion, it's nuts. I have cried 4 times today...3 of them were over trying to measure something. Maybe the exhaustion is God's way of telling us to go to bed before we do anymore damage to the day?!?! ;) I still have 6 more Provera days left, Ughhhhhhhhhhhh!

subfertilefrugalista said...

Just had visions of the Fertility Chick lying on the acu table, needle is inserted and she goes flying like a popped balloon...swirling all over the room...landing, deflated, on the needle bin.

Acupuncture...probably not the best option at this point. I'm just sayin'.

Really, though, I hope you get to feeling better...and maybe you can add "bleedy" soon...

suchagoodegg said...

For some insane reason, Provera = nada for me. No symptoms, not huge flow, not bad cramps, no yucky moods. I know I am lucky. Then again, I think that just means my hormones are 110% STAGNANT! :( Looking forward to your cycle, and so hope that it's gonna be THE ONE!

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