Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Fuss Closet

Remember how I was all sad yesterday? I want to thank all those who left sweet comments. It really helped. It really, really did.

I'll classify that as my Provera Stage 1: Sadness.

Today, I think I'm definitely entering Provera Stage 2: Fussy and Irritated. By Friday I may be at the final stage, also known as bat shit crazy!

Today I need a Fuss Closet. Like really and truly need one. Bad.

What is a fuss closet you ask? Picture a decent sized closet with enough padding on the walls and floor that should you need to go in there and hurl yourself around while screaming and fussing, it would suffice. Imagine putting on some sweats, tying your hair back and just hurling yourself around raging until all of the Provera pissy-ness and stress of the day wears off. You would emerge from said closet a new woman! A sweaty woman, yes. A potentially crazy woman, but hey, who you calling crazy?!

Every home should really have one. A fuss closet that is, not a crazy woman. The fuss closet should definitely be a staple in the home of one using fertility drugs. Seriously, what was I thinking? I should have told the builder to install padding in our bedroom closet.

Should a Fuss Closet not be your thing, may I also recommend sticking your head into the dryer and screaming your bloody head off. This will make you feel better (and possibly light headed). Trust me on this. I speak from experience.

Please join with me in a good ol' fashioned Provera fist-shaking. Damn drug. Now if you'll excuse me, I think I have to go and bite my husband's head off.

30 comments:

errin julkunen-pedersen said...

the provera crazies suck. and i agree, a fuss closet should be standard issue. it will get better (kind of). love you.

liberalgranolagirl said...

I soooooo need a fuss closet right now. And I already bit off my husband's head tonight.....

Pregnant Yuppy said...

Can I put Hubby in the fuss closet when he gets into one of those moods?

Mrs. Gamgee said...

A fuss closet should become the newest hot home reno project. The trendiest homes simply have to have one!

I hope you feel better soon!

Brittany Ann said...

I would kill for a fuss closet!

Mad Hatter said...

Stupid Provera. I'm sorry it's making you so sad and crazy and fussy. If I had a fuss closet, I would need to have a candy floss dispenser at the top, so that when I'm done and exhausted from fussing I could just reach up and grab and handful and sit and eat my sugar in peace.
I hope it gets better soon, FerChi!!! Hang in there!
Love,
Maddy

Maggie said...

I'm going to stick my head in the dryer right now! :) Thanks for the tip!

Kristin said...

Ooooh, that is a brilliant idea.

Ashley said...

That sounds like a wonderful idea!

TwoDogMama said...

I love your post! I too was so crabby yesterday and sad, but not sure why. I'm chalking mine up to pre-adoption blues. I never took Provera, but I took Lupron during my IVF cycles and it was the same story. I could still use a fuss closet. Good luck with everything and hang in there!

Michelle said...

rofl..love the last sentence!
I'll be joining you in Provera hell in a few days.

rebecca said...

I love this post...I definitely am in need of a fuss closet at the moment, thanks for making me smile:) Hope the provera crazies don't stick around for too long!

Jennifer said...

Sending you a Fuck It Bucket for the Fuss Closet, brb.

http://tinyurl.com/ybevu3v

Paisley said...

Gah I totally remember taking provera. Hang in there girl it's only a ten day pill taking fest.(unless for some reason you're taking it longer than that and then I'm truly sorry!)

I think I need one of those fuss closets, but then I may not ever come out. =P

zengirl said...

Wow! It sounds like the Provera should come with a free fuss-closet kit - Buy One Provera Get One Fuss-Closet Free! Sorry you're going through this horrible mood-changing mind-altering (not in a good way) phase. Hope it'll be over soon and you end up with a baby at the end of all this!!! Hang in there! Luv, Z

wait, what? said...

I would LOVE a fuss closet!

Crossed Fingers said...

haha - poor DH! I need a fuss closet on days...I prefer to plop myself in front of the TV and give the look of death to anyone who tries to talk to me. TV = pacifier.

teamjinfred said...

I think I need a room. Not just a closet, lol!

..Soo.See.. said...

Can you imagine a bunch of us in a fuss closet together? I picture it like a mosh-pit, but b/c we understand what the other is going through, we're like "oh, excuse me" "aaaarrrgghhhh!!" "oops sorry" "aaaaaahhh!" ;) Hope that at least gave you a smile!

heartincharge said...

oooh I love it. I'm going to daydream about a fuss closet today.

Katie said...

Ugh, I need a fuss closet. STAT. It needs to be a walk-in closet, too. :)

Shanilie said...

oh my - that is exactly what I need. A fuss closet. Then I wouldn't have to whine to my hubby all day haha. I can't imagine how fertility drugs effect a person, but I know even just being sick, tired, emotional, morning sickness and prego makes me feel over the edge.

Goodyear Family said...

Ahhh, that would be so nice! I would love a fuss closet. I'll have to go try to convince dh to get me one- in our little under 900 sq ft apartment.

Hannah said...

awww. On a totally different subject, I was able to read your He Said/She Said article in Conceive magazine while waiting at my RE's office this week. Great article!

Allison said...

Abso-freaking-lutely. A Fuss Closet. Sounds like a Must Have right about now.

Thanks for the idea!

The Quest For Baby Hang said...

Oh I feel you..cause I'm on Injections...LOL!!

callmemama said...

Love the fuss closet! I used to use the kicking bag when I was doing tae kwon do...and it was awesome. You could beat the crap out of it and it felt so good!
Sorry that provera is being such a b*&%@!

Jen @ After The Alter said...

I'm sorry you are going through all these emotions! I think a fuss closet sounds like a great idea! I am not taking fertility drugs but I know I certainly need one of those!

NaVe said...

I read your posts a bit out of order and just now go to the root of the fuss closet. Love it! Need one! When you have one built, please send contractor south to me immediately :P

Chelle said...

OMG, i so want a fuss closet. You're bloody brilliant!

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